Talk Shit Get Bit Morale Patch

This is the first morale patch I've found that actually fits a small dog's harness without overwhelming it. The 4.5" width sits nicely on the chest strap, and the hook backing has stayed put through two muddy walks so far. The embroidery is crisp enough that people actually stop to read it.

Stuck it on my pup’s harness and it’s gotten more laughs than I expected at the dog park. The hook backing grips tight through all the zoomies and the 4.5” width is a perfect fit for a small vest.

The embroidery is crisp and the hook backing grips tight—my dog’s vest hasn’t budged on walks. The 4.5-inch length fits perfectly on the chest strap, and the joke gets a laugh every time.