My Dog Said You're a Hoe Morale Patch

The embroidery is really clean and the hook backing held tight on the vest all weekend. It’s exactly the right size to read from across the park, and the joke lands every single time.

Sewed it onto my dog’s harness in about two minutes, and the hook fastener backing grips tight even on her wiggly walks. The embroidery’s got a nice raised texture that makes the lettering pop. She’s getting a lot of side-eye from the park moms, exactly as intended.

The embroidery is really clean and the hook backing holds tight to my pup's vest, even on walks. It's a 4-inch patch, so it stands out without being obnoxious, and the joke lands every time.