POOP MACHINE - Mini Morale Patch

The hook backing is nice and sturdy, so it’s stayed put on my dog’s harness through three walks and one very excited zoomie session. At 1.75 inches it’s small enough to be a subtle joke, but people who get it will laugh.

It’s exactly as silly as I hoped, and the 1.75” height fits perfectly on my dog’s vest without flopping around. The hook fastener backing stayed put through two muddy walks so far.

The hook-and-loop backing makes it effortless to swap between my dog's vest and my work bag, and at 1.75 inches it’s unobtrusive but still draws a laugh every time someone notices the wording. I’ve had it on for a week of daily walks and it hasn't budged an inch.