I'm Fast As Fuck Boi! Morale Patch

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$4.5 ~~$8.99~~ In stock

Category: Small Dogs

I'm Fast As Fuck Boi! Morale Patch

- Dimensions: 4.25” x 1” (Wide x Tall)

- Embroidered
- Hook Fastener Backing

"I'm Fast As Fuck Boi!"Morale Patch is perfect for vests and harnesses. It’s also a great addition to your patch collection. Collect them all!

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Customer Reviews (4.0 / 5 · 1 review)

Daniel ★★★★☆ Aug 29, 2026

The embroidery on this patch is super clean and the hook backing grabbed my dog’s harness right away. Only gripe is it’s a bit narrower than I pictured, but for the 4-inch size it still cracks me up every walk.