TERRIBLE IDEA Morale Patch

Stuck it on my dog’s harness and the velcro hook backing grabs nice and firm, no slipping even when she’s pulling. The 3.25” width is just right for a small patch, and the joke gets a laugh every time we pass another hiker.

This little patch is 3.25” x 2” and the velcro hook backing grabbed onto my vest instantly, no wobble. I've already gotten three laughs from people who read it, and the joke lands perfectly every time. It's exactly the chaotic energy my gear needed.

Snagged this for my tactical vest and the velcro backing holds firm through a full day of yard work. The 3.25” width is a bit bigger than I expected, but it gets a laugh every time someone reads it.